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In a sane world, you might easily see a dog bite a man and a woman in a car accident. Today, we have a reversal of roles where the dog drives a car into an accident, and a woman bites a man.
‘Reckless driver’ in Walmart parking lot that struck 2 cars turns out to be dog
By Chris Pandolfo, Fox News
December 3, 2022 5:23pm Updated
Kilgore Police Department
Doggonit!
Texas police said Thursday they apprehended a “reckless driver” who rammed a truck into two cars in a Walmart parking lot, but they were surprised to learn the identity of the culprit.
A dog had somehow set his owner’s vehicle in motion while left to wait in the car, the Kilgore Police Department said.
While his owners were out shopping, the pup became “antsy” and “bounced around the cab, setting this truck in motion,” according to investigators.
One of the victims witnessed the crash and was “shocked” to see a dog behind the wheel, police said. He attempted to get out of the way as the truck barreled toward him but was unable to avoid an accident. This good boy apparently hadn’t been trained to use the brakes.
His paws hadn't learned how to pause!
Police said the vehicle’s steering column had some prior damage and theorized the dog must have put the vehicle in drive. The woofer was wearing a leash, and investigators believe it got caught on the emergency brake and released it.
No one was injured in the accident.
“It doesn’t sound feasible, but an eyewitness saw the pooch behind the wheel just before the crash,” Kilgore Police said. “He certainly has a guilty look on his face.”
I hope he has a license!
Chris Christie’s niece accused of biting, injuring cops
during violent plane meltdown (Updated)
Caution: disgusting, vulgar language below. Another case of madness almost certainly attributable to drugs.
By Ben Kesslen
NYPost
At one point she “broke free” as officers tried to handcuff her, forcing cops to block her path. She “was belligerent and displayed unusual strength” during the struggle, according to the report.
The niece of the ex-gov and failed 2016 presidential candidate “slurred her words” and “had white foam coming from the sides of her mouth.
“Epstein punched me, kicked me, spit in my face, and twisted as she attempted to free herself from my grip,” the officer writing the report said.
Epstein was allegedly “foaming at the mouth” during the rampage. That’s when she again brought up her famous uncle, but claimed she was his daughter — and also said she knew former President Trump.
Epstein continued her screed against the police: “By this time tomorrow you will both be in jail. What the f— did I do? I’m a lesbian. Is that it? Do you want put your dick in me? That’s it, isn’t it. That’s what this is all about? You want to put your dick in my mouth, don’t you? You’re so f—ed, you asshole.”
Epstein continued to be violent after going on the drunken tirade, cops said, which forced them to tackle her to the floor. She then bit an officer’s left bicep and “tore the skin away.” She also scratched the officer’s left leg as she attempted to kick him in the groin, police said.
Officers were eventually able to handcuff her, but she continued to “struggle against handcuff, kick, spit on deputies, and attempt to break free,” according to the report. When asked if she was aware what was happening, she responded: “I’m very aware.”
“Do you guys think I have cocaine in my p—y?” she asked, then screamed for several minutes, according to the report.
Original report:
By Ben Kesslen
December 4, 2022 12:41pm Updated
Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’ niece was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight and arrested after she accused a Latino family of “smuggling cocaine” — and allegedly injured six sheriff’s deputies, one of whom was bitten.
Shannon Epstein, 25, allegedly caused the ruckus on a 6 a.m. flight from New Orleans, Louisiana to New Jersey on Thanksgiving Day. She asked a Latino family sitting nearby if they were “smuggling cocaine,” Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Jason Rivarde told NOLA.com.
Epstein, the niece of the failed 2016 Republican presidential contender, grew angry and was being disruptive on the flight, the local outlet reported Saturday.
Airline workers decided to remove her from the plane, which had already left the gate.
But Epstein allegedly refused to leave after the plane returned from the tarmac — and she became “extremely combative” when approached by deputies, the report said.
She injured six deputies while resisting arrest, Rivarde told NOLA.com, including biting one on the arm and breaking skin. She kicked another officer in the groin, he added.
Epstein also threatened the officers, saying her uncle is friends with former President Donald Trump and that she knows powerful people, Rivarde said.
Shannon Epstein was arrested after a flight from New Orleans to New Jersey. Getty Images
She ultimately had to be handcuffed to wheelchair, according to the report.
The brash-talking Garden State pol’s niece was charged with six counts of battery on a police officer, three counts of disturbing the peace, one of resisting arrest by force and one of remaining after forbidden, the outlet reported.
commercial airport for the New Orleans metropolitan area and southeast Louisiana. Getty Images
She was released from Jefferson Parish Correction Center on Thanksgiving Day after putting up $10,750 in bail. Her next court appearance is scheduled for Jan. 23, the site reported.
Epstein, Christie and the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office could not be reached for comment by The Post Sunday.
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